Where is Sonny ? Oh he is with Kristina! Time for a weekly screaming put down from that sassy sourpuss of a daughter who makes many of us want to switch to Sponge Bob these days. Let’s run down the usual accusations based on twisted history, lies and distorted facts. Good enough. Besides…”Johnny says so” and we all know what a tunnel visioned lying hypocrite he can be but we are going to team him with sourpuss and send even more over to Sponge Bob . Add to that, Ethan, who when acting as a stand alone character away from these two clowns, can be an entertaining, interesting, charismatic guy. Throw him in with Johnny and we get Dumb and Dumber. Free Ethan now, please. Putting him with Maya might be a good thing if he shakes off the annoying twit team.
For the last month, and the next month, we can watch the complete the destruction of Sonny as we know him, relieving him of his entire family, and making sure someone doesn’t slip up for a day and befriend him. Worse yet, we can watch a vindictive sneering pansy try to destroy Sonny by ruining his business and pretending to be a scary enemy. That part is really a hard sell. This we assume is to have Sonny in broken down shape, life in shambles, desperately in need of a saving woman…..enter Brenda who will be Sonny’s angel of mercy and help him find the way back from a shattered life. Some Sonny fans will love it, some will hate it, and time will tell whether or not Sonny gets a crack at a layered personality, maybe a friend or two and the chance to turn his back on a few as well. Those who love Sonny and Brenda in angst mode look forward to the saving angel routine, S&B fans who love strong Sonny may want a different approach, and of course those who do not like Sonny and Brenda…well time will tell how that works out.
In the meantime St. Jason, the killer, has been whitewashed of his Carter killing by all and after sex with Sam in jail, and cozy bubble bath talk for the murdering hit man, he is ready to be freed for hero duty along with Dante. Together the two enemies will team up to bring down evil Franco while Sonny fights tough “scary” enemies like Johnny and deals with sassy puss, the annoying child who could have at least been rendered mute in the big car bomb fiasco. Johnny Bravo no doubt will be out for revenge since there was no evidence linking Sonny. Sonny will come to see the light that he is bad for all his children and the slate will be cleaned off so he is alone and removed from all family ties.
What do Sonny fans have to watch the next two months? Nothing. Unless they like to see their guy do dumb stuff, be blamed for everything and get more and more dour and unhappy. Summer Fun. What do Jason fans have to look forward to…a combination of God, Superman and some occasional sex with Sam.
Sason at its usual pace…the writing for Jason rises to the heavens and the writing for Sonny continues to sink to the depths of Hades. But are Sonny fans complaining? OH YEAH THEY ARE.
Can’t wait for a light at the end of the never ending dark tunnel.